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why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
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this has to be one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr
this is so powerful
(Source: selflessnessoverselfishness10, via shaynepike)
From Boston to Kabul with love.
See the original post here.
this is beautiful.
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Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.
(Source: choosechoice, via robbiny0h00d)
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
(Source: chilepowder, via aflourishingcosmos)
friendly reminder that human tragedy isn’t a fucking contest.
THIS THIS THIS! When we were in D.C., two of the boys asked someone if they thought slavery or the Holocaust was worse. They’re on two different scales AND it’s not a contest. Both were beyond terrible!
OMG :'(....My heart can't take this...
Actually, this little girl didn’t die in the bombing. The victims were 29 year old Krystle Campbell, 8 year old boy Martin Richard, and an unnamed Boston University grad student.
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- Let’s be serious for a minute Tumblr, no matter what creed,religion,race, or whatever we know what happened in Boston was tragic to say the least. So please, get off Tumblr for 15 minutes and tell any or as many family members as you can a simple, “I love you” or a hug. Never take a day for granted. I love you all.
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I want to build this for myself. You know, just in case zombies DO take over the world.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
Adding this to my house, shall be my new side-project. :DD
I need this.
Um. This will be mandatory in my house.
MANDATORY
Pssh, this would be my bedroom - no monsters can get me there. Suckers.
wellp our house is going to be crafty as fuck.
imagine if that was your room and your parents had company over and like hours into the party or whatever you just like…come out of the cabinet like “sup bitches?!”
well theres an easier way of getting food at 3am
I feel like that’s something a serial killer would have to store his mass of victim’s bodies.
(via cosmicreature)
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
together
(Source: stateofgraces, via shaynepike)